1. Laptop or desktop computer? Desktop…it’s safer if I have to leave this thing to go to bed or something…laptops are dangerous!
2. PC or Mac? PC…just because I have more experience with them.
3. DVD or VHS? Please. DVD baby!
4. Cell phone or regular phone? Both! Although, I don’t know what I’d do [...]

“They reminisce about their affair and she tells him how he helped her and he tells her how she helped him, then he apologiezes for the way he handled everything.”
“Oh, no…don’t,” she corrects him: “it’s pain that changes our lives.”
Excerpt taken from Shopgirl by Steve Martin